Netter's Abbreviation/Acronym Glossary AAMOF as a matter of fact ADN any day now AFAIC as far as I'm concerned AFAICS as far as I can see AFAICT as far as I can tell AFAIK as far as I know AFAIR as far as I remember AFK away from keyboard AISB as I said before AISI as I see it AIUI as I understand it AKA also known as ANFAWFOS and now for a word from our sponsor ANFSCD And now for something completely different... ASAP as soon as possible ATLA another three letter acronym AWGTHTGTATA Are we going to have to go through all this again? AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again? AYOR at your own risc BAK back at keyboard BBL be back later BBS be back soon BCNU be seeing you BF boyfriend BFN bye for now BOT back on topic BRB be right back BSF but seriously folks BST but seriously though BTAIM be that as it may BTDT been there done that BTHOM Beats the hell outta me! BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me! BTW by the way BTWBO Be there with bells on. COTFLGOHAHA Crawling on the floor laughing guts out and having a heart attack. CU See you. CUA commonly used acronym CUL See you later. CUL8R See you later. CWYL Chat with you later. CYA Cover your ass. D&C Duck and cover. DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a darn?! DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a fuck! DNPM darn near pissed myself DUCWIC Do you see what I see? DWISNWID Do what I say not what I do. DYHWIH Do you hear what I hear? DYJHIW Don't You just hate it when... E2EG ear to ear grin EOD end of discussion EOF end of file EOS end of show ESAD Eat shit and die! ESAL Eat shit and live! ETLA extended three letter acronym FAAK falling asleep at keyboard FAFWOA for a friend without access (Blush-blush really dumb question coming up) FIFO first in first out FITB Fill in the blank. FOAD Fuck off and die. FOAF friend of a friend FOAFOAG father of a friend of a girlfriend FOAG father of a girlfriend FOC free of charge FTASB faster than a speeding bullet FTL faster than light FU fucked up FUBAR fucked up beyond all recognition FUBB fouled up beyond belief FUD (spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation FWIW for what it's worth FYA for Your amusement FYE for Your entertainment FYI for your information GA go ahead GAFIA get away from it all GAL get a life GF girlfriend GFAK go fly a kite GGN gotta go now GIGO garbage in, garbage out GIWIST Gee, I wish I'd said that. GR&D grinning, running & ducking GMTA great minds think alike GTFOOMF Get the fuck out of my face. HAK hugs and kisses HLOL hysterically laughing out loud HLOLARAWCHAWMP hysterically laughing out loud and rolling around while clapping hands and wetting my pants HOMPR Hang on, mobile phone's ringing. HTH hope this helps HWS(PEST) husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing) IAC in any case IAE in any event IANAL I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA) IANALBIPOOTV I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV IARTPFWTSIOWIM I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what it means. IBC inadequate, but cute IBTD I beg to differ. IDGAD I don't give a damn. IDGAS I don't give a shit. IDK I don't know IRL in real life IIRC If I recall correctly IITYWIMWYBMAD If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I tell you what this means will you kiss me? IIWM if it were me (mine) ILIWTPCT I love it when the plan comes together ILSHIBAMF I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture! ILSHIBATF I laughed so hard I broke all the furniture. IMBO in my biased opinion IMCAO in my completely arrogant opinion (Use for attracting flames!) IMCO in my considered opinion IME in my experience IMHO in my humble opinion IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion IMO in my opinion INPO in no particular order IOW in other words ISTM it seems to me ISTR I seem to recall ITA I totally agree IYSWIM If You see what I mean. JAM Just a minute. KISS keep it simple, stupid LIFO last in first out LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause! LMFAO Laughing my fucking ass off. LOL lots of luck or laughing out loud LSHMSH laughing so hard my side hurts LTIP laughing till I puke MFG more friendly garbage MFTL my favorite toy language MHOTY my hat's off to you MMIF my mouth is full MTFBWY May the force be with you! MYOB Mind your own business! NALOPKT Not a lot of people know that. NBD no big deal NFI no friggin' idea NFW no fucking way NIMBY not in my back yard NRN no reply necessary NTL nevertheless NTTAWWT not that there's anything wrong with that OAO over and out OATUS on a totally unrelated subject OAUS on an unrelated subject OBTW oh, by the way OIC Oh, I see! ONNA Oh no, not again! ONNTA Oh no, not this again! OOTB out of the box (brand new) OOTC obligatory on-topic comment OTC Over the counter OTOH on the other hand OTOOH on the other other hand OTT over the top OTTH on the third hand OTTOMH off the top of my head OTTOMHAROOB off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds OTW on the whole OWTTE or words to that effect PD public domain PITA pain in the ass PMFJI pardon me for jumping in PMIGBOM Put mind in gear, before opening mouth! PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn POV point of view RAEBNC Read and enjoyed, but no comment. ROTBA reality on the blink again ROTFFNAR rolling on the floor for no apparent reason ROTFL rolling on the floor laughing (also, ROFL) ROTFLAHMS ... and holding my sides ROTFLASTC ... and scaring the cat ROTFLBTC ... biting the carpet ROTFLBTCACTC ... ... and scaring the cat ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO ... ... ... if I had one ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWADBSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB ... ... dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost dieing by smashing into HP who's then running horrified into the street beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer ROTFLBTCUTS ... ... unable to stop ROTFLGO ... guts out ROTFLMAO ... my ass off ROTFLOL ... out loud ROTFLOLVH ... out loud very hard ROTFTPOF ... trying to put out flames ROTFLSTC ... scaring the cat ROTFWTIME rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes RSN real soon now (which may be a long time coming) RTFAQ read the FAQ RTFI read the fucking instructions RTFM read the fucking manual RTFMA read the fucking manual, again RTFMS Read the fucking manual, sir! (from the military) RUOK Are You OK? SBCN Sitting behind the computer naked. SCNR Sorry, couldn`t resist. SHM Shit happens, mate. SICS sitting in chair snickering SIMCA sitting in my chair amused (for something not quite as funny as to deserve ROTFL) SITD still in the dark SMOP small matter of programming SNAFU situation normal, all fucked up SNR signal to noise ratio SO significant other SOI stunk on ice TAFN that's all for now TANJ there ain't no justice TANSTAAFL there ain't no such thing as a free lunch TARFU things are really fouled up TGAL think globally, act locally TIA thanks in advance TIC tongue in cheek TINALO this is not a legal opinion TINAR this is not a recommendation TINWIS that is not what I said TLA three-letter acronym (such as this) TMTOWTDI there's more than one way to do it TNOTVS theres nothing on TV so,.... TNX thanks TPS(S) this program sucks (severely) TPTB the powers that be TRDMC tears running down my cheeks TSOHF total sense of humor failure TTBOMK to the best of my knowledge TTFN ta ta for now TTYL talk to you later TTYRS talk to you real soon TUFD the user file died TVM thanks very much TYCLO Turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.) TYVM thank you very much UBD user brain damage UPGS unfinished project guilt syndrome UTC under the counter UTT under the table VETLA very enhanced TLA VR virtual reality WAB? What another bill? WAG wild ass guess WDYMBT What do you mean by that? WGAS Who gives a shit? WIBAMU Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. WIBNI would it be nice if WMMOWS Wash my mouth out with soap! WNOHGB where no one has gone before WRT with regard to WT without thinking WTF what the fuck WTFDYTYA Who the fuck do you think you are? WTFWT What the fuck was that? WTH what the hell WTTM without thinking too much WWS wife wants sex WYLABOCTGWTR Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark? WYLASOMWTC Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment? WYTYSYDG What you thought you saw, you didn't get. YAOTM yet another off-topic message YHGASP You have got a serious problem YMMV Your mileage may vary YSS You suck severely YWSYLS You win some, you lose some